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I
am looking for new challenges as a creative problem solver and have
developed many skills, which uniquely qualify me to conquer them.
I have included a few brief highlights below which I hope will inspire
you to start a conversation about interesting projects waiting to happen.
Educated
at UCLA to withstand smog, traffic and fierce competition; creativity
is my passion and self defense mechanism. Type flows beautifully
kerned from my fingertips. My clever copy writing has reunited widows
and orphans and even saved a few readers from being sentenced to
death.
I
turn misspellings to my advantage.
I
have explained to alchemists that leading is more than a simple
conversion, and convinced Richard Simmons that shape and form, balance
and energy, are larger issues than can be solved by and aerobics
show. Not only is my glass half full, I can visualize the other
half.
I
use colorful language.
I
have developed charts to untangle the Web. I exercise my superior
problem solving skills to help everyone from strangers who have
lost their way to brands that have lost their identity. I regularly
trim lines and crop marks, but never cut corners.
I
draw inspiration.
I
brainstorm so intensely it registers on Doppler radar. I have used
the new math to calculate that a picture is actually worth 2,348
words. Furthermore, I am notorious for my knowledge of hardware,
software, and evening wear. I obey the law but attempt to bend the
rules.
I
am unafraid of technology and immune to computer viruses.
What’s
amazing is this miraculous combination of skills and experience
comes certified 100% ego free and is fortified with a full day’s
allowance of reliability. I am humbly looking for the opportunity
to share all that I have with a forward thinking creative team where
hard work, the desire to expand limits and a good sense of humor
blend right in. I want to inspire and be inspired. I hope the
pages of this portfolio will inspire you to contact me.
Phone:
612.305.6318 (w)
612.518.1805 (m)
E-mail:
todd.zerger@collemcvoy.com
Sincerely,
Todd Zerger
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